Thursday, July 1, 2021

This Blog is Now a Two-Year-Old Child!

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Today (what's left of it) is a special day, because it's this blog's SECOND BIRTHDAY! Ya-HOOOOO! We have made it two years thus far, and almost 100 posts. This is a landmark situation and I am so glad that this blog is now more than a bit old. Now, I've been quite busy today (including playing Driver: San Francisco), and I haven't prepared anything superb, but I did make this little poster in PowerPoint that you can print out if you're that desperate (it's A4, so no need to change dimensions for casual printing):


I know that I haven't been posting many stories recently, and my Starport stuff is, how do I put this, eh at the current stage, but I'm going to be optimistic, have zen with my body and my mind, and push to do some... stuff... I guess... Oh well, COVID's horrible, life is a lackluster low-budget ride in some instances, and the world could do better, but right now I'm going to sit back and eat this blog's imaginary birthday cake. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

May the 4th Be With You! Again!

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! If you're a Star Wars fan, you'd know today is MAY THE 4TH! Star Wars Day! Yippee! And if you didn't know it, then, well... I'm sorry, but you obviously watch too much Star Trek. Anyway, I must admit that my post today isn't too special, but I'll try to make it nice. First of all, FeedBurner is stopping email subscriptions, sadly, so to my one email subscriber (that's right, I actually have one!), just know that this is going to happen and you're not going to get my lovely writing as emails anymore. On a more happy note, however, I've started filling up even more storage space on my computer with games. In fact, I've actually got a whole other external hard drive to use for other games! I've got quite a collection. Wait 'til you see my games post. There's a pretty big collection on my laptop. I've also been throwing around some ideas for a Hero Factory fan-fic thingy to seal up the show's -- let's say -- SHOCKING cliffhangers. Nah, they're actually kind of small, all things considered, but this is something I've been wanting to do for a while now, so yeah. I am going to shout out now (because I absolutely despise the sentence "Shout out to [member of family or close friend]." I... I just hate it.) to the members of the BZPower forum. They're actually really nice and I've got some really nice ideas from them. But, to keep with the theme of Star Wars, the Jedi Council Forums is also really nice and I love going on there. It has matured me as a human being, dude, and now I've experienced some of the outer layers of this dopey world, man. I just really wanted to do a hippy sentence. Sorry to the hippies. There's some really cool stuff going on there (even better, a few of these things are happening on mesa threads, and I'm happy about that. Very.), including the Hungarian Han Solo novel translations, Lostworlds discussions, and... Oh. Those are my threads. Now that's what you call shameless self-promotion, kids. Now, for some inspiration and Star Wars-y vibes, here's a picture from my favourite Star Wars video game, 1313, and of my favourite Star Wars character, Kelic:
Oh, what's that you say? The game was cancelled and the character isn't canon? And we got EA Battlefront II instead? Damn you, Disney, damn you! Anyway, my rants against Disney from... What? They're trying to copy that other franchise that they own, the MCU, and shift Star Wars in that same, cinematic, overlapping direction? Argh! Screw Star Wars! And... They own the Simpsons? And Modern Family? And... and... and National Geographic? Oh, ****** ****** ***** ******** ********* ****!!! In case you're wondering, I didn't actually swear and blank the letters out, it's just... why am I telling you this? Why? WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!  AHHHHHH! I hate Disney! I hate EA! AND I HATE STAR WARS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Phew, well, uh, I guess that is a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Saturday, March 6, 2021

I'm Finally Back

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Yes, I am finally back after quite a while of non-posting. Yep, not even a Christmas post, but this period has been VERY busy. First of all, it's the beginning of a NEW year, or it was about 3 months ago. Next, you may be wondering what I've been doing that has caused me to not be on my blog since 12 December. To be honest, I've been so busy enjoying other things that I forgot to post anything! I've actually been planning a post since December 31, which I will hopefully post sometime soon, but as you can see, I haven't posted anything! At least I'm not like Saidgge, though, who hasn't posted on his blog since JULY 20! You heard me correctly. You did. Anyway, I have been preparing lots and lots and lots of timelines. To give at least part of the list, I've been preparing:

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan Films)
James Bond (Pierce Brosnan Video Games)
James Bond (Daniel Craig Films)
James Bond (Daniel Craig Video Games)
Quake
Spider-Man (Original Activision Games)
Spider-Man (New Activision Games)
Spider-Man Trilogy
The Amazing Spider-Man Duology
LEGO Star Wars/Indiana Jones
LEGO Marvel
LEGO DC
LEGO Hero Factory
Bullfrog Games

And that's just to name the few that I can remember! So, what else have I been doing? Well, I've been playing quite a lot of games, in fact I've finally discovered Valve Software's games which I surprisingly didn't even know about, even though I own Steam and what-have-you. I must say, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games yet, but the Portal games and their Bridge Constructor counterpart are a real bash, Garry's Mod is completely abnormal but is now one of my favourite games, and I now favour Counter-Strike over Call of Duty because guess what kids? Counter-Strike has FOUR crazy Asian spin-off, TWO or something mangas and A VIIIIISUUUUUAAAAAL NOOOOOVEL! Now, I could go on with this list, but it is basically what my next post is going to be about.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, though. I promise you, I will be getting back in to my old routine of posting regularly, hyperlinking other sites and all of that, and I will try my best to finish at least 1 fan-fic before the end of this year. :) In the meantime, however, stay tunes for my games post. Who knows, maybe there's a game on the list that you want to play? Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!