Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice Photo Comic Edition

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM, Dark Lord of the Sith!

In this link below you will be able to download my Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice Photo Comic Edition PDF, which is a two-page preview to the fourth trailer of BioWare's 2009 video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1babOuOMyoefBtYpkCeEWeSdDx3CH-uGz/view?usp=sharing

Be sure to catch my previous Photo Comics for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Return, Star Wars: The Old Republic – Hope, and Star Wars: The Old Republic – Deceived, my upcoming Photo Comic for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Betrayed, and my original 2014 two-page comic, Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II, my original adaptation of the Deceived trailer!

Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice Photo Comic Edition

Date Created: Sunday, June 30, 2019

Timeline: 3,637 BBY

Star Wars Original Comics #3: Infinities – The Phantom Menace / The Force Unleashed II

Here's a nice comic book: a mash-up between the 1999 prequel movie Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace and the 2010 LucasArts videogame Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.... This might sound kind of weird, although I think (at least when I created it) it's pretty cool! It's a two-page fully drawn mix between these two media items, and the link is below, so you can read it download, print it, and do whatever you want with it (except delete it from my archive. My SithWay insurance does not pay for lost artifacts in my archive....)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/120zTm2ZKR5onHE4pvJ0WKTWqr-fma6OD/view?usp=sharing

There is no cover to this story, although it does have a rather strange opening sequence. The story begins with a "meanwhile" scene, even though there hasn't been any previous section to this story.... Anyway, the first frame also depicts an escape pod-like vehicle soaring through the rain of Kamino (based on the arrival of Boba Fett scene in The Force Unleashed II). On the right of the pod is the word "ahb," which is most likely just another jumbled-letter word (see also Star Wars Original Comics #2: The Old Republic) in the Aurebesh language. The next frame jumps to Boba Fett in front of the open wall in the Kamino base (Starkiller breaks this wall open after electrocuting Darth Vader with Force lightning in the video game) ordering the Trade Federation droid troops to (most likely) destroy the Gungan troops who are also on the plains of Naboo. An OOM-9 responds "roger roger" to the command, just as (in the next frame) a door cracks open in an awkwardly similar way to that of Darth Vader pursuing Starkiller on Kamino in The Force Unleashed II and reveals Darth Maul, "Master of the Force." As usual, a droid replies with "roger that." All of a sudden, a lightsaber randomly floats in the air, and what appears to be a large bird grasping a pistol shoots at what appears to be Earth's sun, Sol. Amazingly, the "space starship got hit," apparently losing only a small chunk of armoury. One of the Naboo starfighters celebrates to Bravo Leader, as the the "space starship that got hit" finally gets scribbled out of existence by a pencil in desperate need of a sharpening.

Thank you for reading Part 3 in my Original Comics series, and please be here for the Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice Photo Comic Edition, my Photo Comic Edition of this very comic, and my Preview Edition of Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – The Clone Wars, all coming soon to a specific Force-enabled Sith blog near you!

Star Wars Infinities: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – Darth Saidgge Preview Edition

Welcome back to the Sith Archives of Darth Fandom!

You might have been wondering what I've been doing in the last three days, and here it is: the Preview Edition of Star Wars Infinities: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – Darth Saidgge!

To read the preview, either follow the link below, or read the rest of this post!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-8Qyew3xBQshaNmH3RYRSr-CMJy3lrEu/view?usp=sharing

Secret Imperial Station, Coruscant, 18 BBY 

   “So this is where I’m going to find the ‘item’?” Darth Saidgge, one of the remaining Kaiburr Lords, had placed himself on Coruscant, on a search for an item that could possibly change the fate of the galaxy. “You are near,” a voice proposed. Saidgge held a pyramidal object in his right hand, one that was of a glowing shade of red. “And what was the point of you wearing this armour to this mission? You are a Dark Lord of the Sith! You need no protection but yourself!” Saidgge peered at the object in his right hand. “Shut up, will you?” There was no reply. As Saidgge’s armour clashed and clunked, he walked down a dark alley. His footsteps were light, as he did not want any attraction to himself whatsoever. He ached in his awkwardly tight body-suit, with only some ventilation for his skin. Finally, he reached his destination. “A pile of rocks?!” he shouted. “Use your full power,” the voice began, “and then you shall recover what you truly came for.” “You should’ve warned me before I travelled all the way to this wretched place…” he muttered. Saidgge took in a deep breath, and then shoved his hands in front of the heap. There was a soft crackling sound, and then louder again. Saidgge clenched his fists together, and all the rocks shattered into tiny pebbles. There was silence for a few moments. BOOM! The silence was broken! Many loud and sequenced footsteps pounded towards Saidgge, until he was totally surrounded by Imperial stormtroopers. “You are violating code—” “—I don’t care what you vagrants are thinking, but I’m pretty sure that you’re mistaken…” “This is Imperial property! You are invading the Emperor’s property!” Saidgge stuck the pyramidal object in one of his metallic pockets. “I can assure you, I’m affiliated with the Emperor! I’m doing his work!” Saidgge tried to take three steps backwards, but the stormtroopers raised their blasters. “If you try to escape, this will only get dirtier!” Saidgge thought to himself for a second, and then placed his hands in the air. One stormtrooper inspected Saidgge’s armour. “Dnih Kkora,” he explained. “Looks like somebody’s going to be having the bounty hunter special served on their platter…”

As this story comes along, I will also begin posting the full Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler story, as well as the Infinities tie-ins such as this, so be here on The Sith Archives of Darth Fandom for Star Wars Infinities: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – Darth Saidgge and Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – The Clone Wars, coming soon to a certain Sith blog near you!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part III – Deceived Photo Comic Edition

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM, Dark Lord of the Sith!

In this link below you will be able to download my Star Wars: The Old Republic Part III – Deceived Photo Comic Edition PDF, which is a two-page preview to the third trailer of BioWare's 2009 video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yYvcd0EQFvZYLnBk_rOkkrzCSnSWuKEo/view?usp=sharing

Be sure to catch my previous Photo Comics for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Return and Star Wars: The Old Republic – Hope, my upcoming Photo Comics for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice, and Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Betrayed, and my original 2014 two-page comic, Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II, my original adaptation of the Deceived trailer!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II – Hope Photo Comic Edition
Date Created: Sunday, June 30, 2019
Timeline: 3,653 BBY

Star Wars Original Comics #2: The Old Republic

Hooray! My data is back! Finally I can post on my blog again! You've probably all been wondering what the "Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II" 2014 comic was (see my previous Star Wars: The Old Republic Photo Comic Editions), so here it is! A two-page fully-drawn (except for the frames) adaptation of the third trailer for Bioware's Star Wars: The Old Republic video game. Here's the link below (if you want, you can also download it):

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Qgy5llH1RkkfpYKIKHmKeSZQRduRK-ZY/view?usp=sharing

The cover features a picture of Darth Malgus, apprentice of Darth Vindican, with the word "atbrdm" written in Aurebesh (probably the only words I knew of this language) over his breathing apparatus. As usual, the story was unfinished, and some of the scenes are in the wrong place (I have repeated these same mistakes in my upcoming Deceived Photo Comic, just for authenticity). Either way, the story is pretty close to it's predecessor, with a few minor changes to the dialogue, and a slightly incorrect Shae Vizla costume. You might also be wondering "If this is Part II, where's Part I?" The answer is that my adaptation of the Return trailer (a.k.a. Part I) was accidentally used as a cup coaster once and got totally wrecked. Now it is sadly lost.

Thank you for reading and please be here for Star Wars: The Old Republic Part III – Deceived Photo Comic Edition, the revamp of this comic book, coming soon!

A Small Problem

Hello, fellow Sith....

I am sad to say that my Vodacom Mobile Broadband is extremely slow and it is literally impossible for me to post anything or even get onto the Internet. Hopefully, soon enough, I shall be able to return to my powers as Dark Lord of the Sith!

Above: NO! There's no Internet! How am I supposed to broadcast my messages via HoloNet now?! Hmph! I blame the Empire!

Wanted! SAIDGGE

Welcome back to–FZZT! This is an Imperial Broadcast! There is a fugitive in the galaxy! He dares to go against the will of our Emperor and he MUST be caught! He appears to take a young boy with him wherever he goes, but do not underestimate their power! They are extremely dangerous and deadly, and they will suffer for their terrible crimes! If you dare disobey these orders, you shall be punished for your insolence! Take a close look at this poster below – 

Study it carefully, and find this criminal IN THE NAME OF THE GALACTIC EMPIR–FZZT! Okay, sorry about that! It seems that the Empire has found my blog and is trying to intercept my posts! Well, anyway, if I studied this poster close enough, it looks like it was created on Microsoft Word 2010 using the Fonts Magazine (https://fontsmagazine.com/) Aurebesh font and one of MY Darth Saidgge pictures! These people stole one of my creations without asking for permission! Besides that, it's a pretty good poster (I think?)! Please post in the comments section (or E-mail me at darth.fandom@gmail.com) if YOU think the Empire made a good poster or not, and if not, how could these Imperial scum improve it? Fandom out....

Character Profile: DARTH SAIDGGE

Real Name: (UNKNOWN)

Year of Birth: 60 BBY

Year of Death: N/A

Place of Birth: Coruscant, Coruscant System, Core Worlds

Place of Death: N/A

Important Events:

• 60 BBY  Born on Coruscant in the Coruscant System to 2 humans
• 45 BBY  Hears voices in head, lashes out and kills his parents in distress
• 45 BBY  Darth Werlh is standing behind Saidgge, kidnaps him and begins his Sith Training on Telian Aieler
• 30 BBY  After 15 years of training, decides to look for an apprentice
• 30 BBY  Saidgge kidnaps Y’lins Ade’con from Kelu’jekan, trains him as a Sith
• 30 BBY  Y’lins goes on training mission to Seffuh 3, recovers the Holocron of Lord Pseyth
• 30 BBY  Saidgge kills Y’lins rather to take the Holocron for himself
• 30 BBY  Encouraged by Pseyth to study in the ways of the Sith and the Dark Side of the Force
• 21 BBY  Republic attacks Telian Aieler, Darth Werlh and others killed, remaining Sith (such as Saidgge) flee
• 20 BBY  Goes into hiding on Telos Xelon
• 19 BBY  Kaiburr Lords require Saidgge to find special item, Saidgge goes under name of Dnih Kkora
• 18 BBY  Finds item on Coruscant, encounters leagues of Imperial Forces
• 18 BBY  Saved by Darth Fandom, flees with Fandom from the Empire
• 18 BBY  Saidgge becomes Fandom's new Sith Master
• 17 BBY  Saidgge and Fandom infiltrate Imperial Kaiburr Mine on Telian Aieler
• 17 BBY  Imperial Patrol Troops spot Saidgge & Fandom stealing Kaiburr Crystals
• 17 BBY  Saidgge kills the troops, he and Fandom flee to an Imperial Shuttle
• 17 BBY  Shuttle blown from the ground, Vader walks towards the two, lightsaber lit 
• 17 BBY  Rebel Fleet suddenly appear from hyperspace, start shooting at the planet
• 17 BBY  Saidgge and Fandom escape in a Lambda-class Imperial Shuttle
• 17 BBY  The two arrive on a distant planet in the Unknown Regions

(Nothing more has been chronicled about what happened to Fandom nor Saidgge after these events.)

Above: Saidgge as a teenager

The Unofficial DARTH SAIDGGE Star Wars Poster

Hello and welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!

As I promised with my Darth Fandom poster, these posters are based off one of my other characters, Darth Saidgge. The first poster shows Saidgge as Fandom's Sith Master, and the other shows Saidgge as a teenager at the Kaiburr Palace. The model for Saidgge is my father, and like I wore a onesie as my robes, he wore a Berghaus fleece and standard pyjama pants. As for the lightsaber, it's just another generic toilet roll. I used the same process as I did in my last poster (Microsoft PowerPoint 2010 and Microsoft Paint), and the same Starry Background, which then ended up with these posters.

Like my last poster, I also created a phone wallpaper to go with the poster, this time of a different picture: a scene from my upcoming story, using the same basic effects as my posters. May the Force be with you!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II – Hope Photo Comic Edition

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM, Dark Lord of the Sith!

In this link below you will be able to download my Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II – Hope Photo Comic Edition PDF, which is a two-page preview to the second trailer of BioWare's 2009 video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/15ppp22KfUl1hflgrN856uz1Y8HIy4zwr/view?usp=sharing

Be sure to catch my previous Photo Comic for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Return, my upcoming Photo Comics for Star Wars: The Old Republic – Deceived, Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice, and Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Betrayed, and my original 2014 two-page comic, Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II, my original adaptation of the Deceived trailer!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II – Hope Photo Comic Edition
Date Created: Sunday, June 30, 2019
Timeline: 3,667 BBY

Star Wars Original Comics #1: Legacy of Clan Vizsla

You are about to enter the greatest of all Sith Archives... THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!

As I said yesterday that I was going to post one of my original comics, I wasn't lying. Below is a two-page comic book that I created in 2014: two pages of Star Wars: Legacy of Clan Vizsla, which is a comic book story that I created (the story, not the name. I created the name five minutes ago...) when I first watched Star Wars: The Clone Wars clips with my father. We watched about four ten-minute tributes and the Pre Vizsla vs. Darth Maul scene from season 5, and then I decided to make a comic (which became two in the end).

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18NFRm-IPuoPon-XQa1WBq-D3k8VG6jUh/view?usp=sharing

The first page, "For Mandalore!," features Obi-Wan fighting against Pre Vizsla and some other Death Watch members on Mandalore. The story would have gone on, but I left it unfinished (as you'll see with 99% of my other original comics) and went to go do something else. The second page, "Vizsla Reborn," features a young man who comes across the armour of Pre Vizsla, including all of his trinkets such as the Darksaber, and puts them on, only to start receiving memories of Vizsla's past life. The last panel features an EF76 Nebulon-B escort frigate being pursued by an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer. The Rebel ship pronounces that it's hit, and the story was left unfinished at that. Another thing you just need to know is that the story takes place at approximately the same time as the Battle of Endor (a.k.a. Episode VI - Return of the Jedi) in 4 ABY.

Thank you for reading and please be here for Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II - Hope Photo Comic Edition tomorrow! May the Force be with you!

Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler - The Dark Times Teaser Trailer

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!

You've probably been wondering what I've doing for the past few days, and here it is: the Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler - The Dark Times Teaser Trailer!

The trailer was compiled using Battle of Sullust scenes from Star Wars: Battlefront trailers, such as Battlefront Trailer - Star Wars Battlefront from Star Wars Celebration 2, Star Wars Battlefront Gameplay Launch Trailer, Star Wars Battlefront: Fighter Squadron Mode Gameplay Trailer, and also The Battlefront Network's Star Wars Battlefront - OVERPOWER: FULL TRAINING MISSION: AT-ST GAMEPLAY. The trailer was created using Windows Movie Maker 2.6 (as usual), and Sullust was used as a model for Telian Aieler, since my father thought that this planet would work as the Imperial Mine founded in 17 BBY (I thought it was a pretty good idea, so I created a trailer). Please make sure you're here tomorrow for one of my original Star Wars comic books, and also Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler, coming soon to The Sith Archives of Darth Fandom....

HoloTest: Darth Fandom on Telian Aieler

Welcome back to the Sithiest of all Sith blogs (well, this might be the only one), THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Below is a video I created yesterday: a simple Hologram test using Windows Movie Maker 2.6....

Creating this video was simple: I just had to insert the Darth Fandom image onto Movie Maker, add in "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....," add in the Imperial March, overlap the picture with text, and add in an old age effect to make it look like a hologram! The reason that I didn't just have me speaking instead of subtitles is because my dad's phone only records with MPEG-4, which is one of the audio files Movie Maker CAN'T read! Total Poodoo! Anyway, this is an extract from one of my upcoming stories, so I hope you like it!

Planetary Information: THE TENOS SYSTEM

Above: Map of the Tenos System's Explored Planets 

You may have seen (or soon are to see) that the prefix word "Tenos" pops up a lot in my work. This is actually because Tenos is the name of a system in the Unknown Regions. It is located at one of the furthest reaches of space, and spaces across a large area of this region. There are six planets in this system, three of which have been explored.

·         Tenos Volar

Tenos Volar is the first of the three explored planets. It is the smallest planet in the system and is surrounded by a great amount of rock, sometimes resulting in a rockfall. During the Clone Wars, the Separatists set up a Droid Factory on this planet, which was almost destroyed by Republic troops in 21 BBY. In 12 BBY, the planet was heavily bombed and almost destroyed by Imperial Bomber Troops, due to the fact that Rebels had been establishing a base on Tenos Volar.

·         Tenos Qarak

Tenos Qarak is the second of the three explored planets. It has four moons: one to the north (Qara-I), south (Qara-II), east (Qara-III) and west (Qara-IV). In 19 BBY, the Empire built a headquarters on this planet, which was later destroyed by Abon Dorh and a Jedi Task Force. Information about these Jedi never reached the Empire in time, therefore these Jedi stayed alive during the Emperor's reign.

·        Tenos Xelon

Tenos Xelon is the last of three explored planets. It has two suns, Xelo Aurek and Xelo Besh, and one moon, Xeloa. After the Kaiburr Temple on Telian Aieler was invaded by the Republic in 21 BBY, the Kaiburr Lords and their apprentices fled to Tenos Xelon, though they only arrived one year later. In 19 BBY, Darth Vader arrived on Tenos Xelon, only to later retreat from the threat of these Dark Lords of the Sith.

Other Information:

• Planets: Tenos Volar, Tenos Qarak, Tenos Xelon, Unknown 4^TH Planet, Unknown 5^TH Planet, Unknown 6^TH Planet

• Suns: (Tenos Volar) Vola'ya 1, (Tenos Qarak) Qaran, (Tenos Xelon) Xelo Aurek, Xelo Besh

• Moons: (Tenos Volar) Vola'ya 2, (Tenos Qarak) Qara-I, Qara-II, Qara-III, Qara-IV, (Tenos Xelon) Xeloa

• Languages: Galactic Basic (Used since humans invaded), Tenosa (Original home language)

• Species: Human (Dominant species), Ketenos (Primitive species), various other smaller creatures

Look out for the Tenos System in my upcoming story, (NO SPOILER FOR YOU)!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part 1 – Return Photo Comic Edition

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM, Dark Lord of the Sith!

In this link below you will be able to download my Star Wars: The Old Republic Part 1 – Return Photo Comic Edition PDF, which is a two-page preview to the first trailer of BioWare's 2009 video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UBWtqAXhe2uyou-f6EMnIhw1oQtIPdwv/view?usp=sharing

Be sure to catch my upcoming Photo Comics for Star Wars: The Old Republic –Hope, Star Wars: The Old Republic – Deceived, Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Fallen Empire – Sacrifice, and Star Wars: The Old Republic – Knights of the Eternal Throne – Betrayed, and my original 2014 two-page comic, Star Wars: The Old Republic Part II, my original adaptation of the Deceived trailer!

Star Wars: The Old Republic Part 1 – Return Photo Comic Edition

Date Created: Sunday, June 30, 2019

Timeline: 3,681 BBY

Character Profile: DARTH FANDOM

Real Name: (UNKNOWN)

Year of Birth: 28 BBY

Year of Death: N/A

Place of Birth: Earth, Sol System, Unknown Regions

Place of Death: N/A

Important Events:

• 28 BBY  Born on Earth in the Sol System to 2 humans
• 21 BBY  Kidnapped by Darth Qerix, begins Sith Training on Telian Aieler
• 21 BBY  Republic attacks Telian Aieler, remaining Sith (such as Fandom) flee
• 20 BBY  Goes into hiding on Tenos Xelon
• 19 BBY  Encounters and fights Darth Vader during Jedi purge, almost killed
• 18 BBY  Saves Darth Saidgge from leagues of Imperial Forces
• 18 BBY  Saidgge becomes Fandom's new Sith Master
• 17 BBY  Fandom and Saidgge infiltrate Imperial Kaiburr Mine on Telian Aieler
• 17 BBY  Imperial Patrol Troops spot Fandom & Saidgge stealing Kaiburr Crystals
• 17 BBY  Saidgge kills the troops, him and Fandom flee to an Imperial Shuttle
• 17 BBY  Shuttle blown from the ground, Vader walks towards the two, lightsaber lit 
• 17 BBY  Rebel Fleet suddenly appear from hyperspace, start shooting at the planet
• 17 BBY  Saidgge and Fandom escape in Lambda-class Imperial Shuttle
• 17 BBY  The two arrive on a distant planet in the Unknown Regions

(Nothing more has been chronicled about what happened to Fandom nor Saidgge after these events.)

The Unofficial DARTH FANDOM Star Wars Poster

Hello and welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!

Cool, right? This UNOFFICIAL Star Wars Poster was created by me, Darth Fandom, yesterday. There's quite a strange backstory to it, too! The lightsaber hilt that I'm holding is actually just a cardboard toilet roll, and the Sith Robes are just a Superman onesie! Even the special effects are super easy to use.... My father took a photo of me holding my own cardboard lightsaber hilt, just for fun, and then we decided that we wanted too add a blade too the lightsaber. Nowadays, Earthlings would use something like a Photoshop app, but we simply used a couple of tools on the original Microsoft Paint! Then on Microsoft PowerPoint 2010 (of all things), I began a removing background process. I duplicated the slide, and on one slide I only kept the onesie, and on the other slide, I only kept the face, hands and lightsaber (notice that my hair did not come out in the picture). On the onesie, and changed the colour to full black, and on the other slide, I changed everything to "Cutout" on Artistic Effects. I then placed one image over the other, and I had a Darth Fandom PNG! Then I used the same Starry Background as the one from my Opening Crawl Step-by-Step (see my previous post) and added some text in using Boba Fonts' Star Jedi font (only for the heading. The rest is in Microsoft Sans Serif.) With one last touch I selected the images and added a red glow from "Picture Effects," and then copied and pasted the whole lot onto Paint, and created the JPEG (Which is what you see above). 

I also created  this Phone Wallpaper afterwards, and you might of also seen that my Profile Picture is a zoom-in of my poster. Be sure to stay tune for more images, this time for one of my other creations: Darth Saidgge! May the Force be With You....

How to Create a Star Wars Opening Crawl on Microsoft Word 2010

In this guide, you will be taught how to create your own amazing Star Wars Opening Crawl using Microsoft Word 2010....

1. Open up a blank Microsoft Word document.
2. On the View Bar, press the box to the left of "Gridlines." A large grid should appear on your screen.
3. On the Insert Bar, press "Shapes," and then select "Text Box" under "Basic Shapes."
4. Drag the "Plus" sign onto all four edges of the grid. You should have a white rectangle across your screen.
5. On the Format Bar, press "Shape Effects," then select "3-D Rotation," and under "Perspective," select "Perspective Relaxed." You should have a tilted Text Box.
6. On the Format Bar, press "Shape Fill," and then select "No Fill." You should have a black-bordered, transparent and tilted Text Box on your screen.
7. On the Format Bar, press "Shape Outline," and then select "No Fill." You should see nothing on your screen except the grids.
8. Now you need an image of the starry background from Star Wars. (Use the eighth image below if you can't find one on the Internet.)
9. On the Insert Bar, press "Picture," and select the background you are going to use. It should appear on the screen. 
10. On the Format Bar, press "Wrap Text," and then "In Front of Text."
11. Drag your picture so it covers the whole screen. If you are using the image that I provided, you will have to turn the green circle until your picture has been turned 90° to either the left or right, then continue with the step.
12. On the Format Bar, press "Send Backward," and then select "Send to Back." You should be able to select the Text Box now.
13. Now all you need to do type in your text, and then your crawl is ready!

A FEW TIPS

• Make sure that all the text is selected in yellow and that all the important characters, planets, or events are typed in CAPS.
• Make sure that when you do add into a fan-fiction story or document, you add the "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." text. I found that it was easier to use an image rather than a Text Box.
• I found a cool add-on to the crawl is to add a really small Star Wars logo above the crawl heading. It actually came out pretty well in the end!

Below: Step 1-12 screenshots

 

The Sith Have Returned

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away....

Welcome to the Sith Archives of Darth Fandom, Dark Lord of the Sith! On this thing that is supposedly called a blog by the people of Earth and the rest of the Sol System in the Unknown Regions, you shall find things such as my own fan-fiction, character profiles, story synopsises, original comic book stories, and many more things.... 

Be sure to watch this space in the days to come for all sorts of cool Star Wars things, and, of course, may the (Dark Side of the) Force Be With You....

Above: Screenshot from Star Wars: The Old Republic "Return" Trailer