Tuesday, May 4, 2021

May the 4th Be With You! Again!

Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! If you're a Star Wars fan, you'd know today is MAY THE 4TH! Star Wars Day! Yippee! And if you didn't know it, then, well... I'm sorry, but you obviously watch too much Star Trek. Anyway, I must admit that my post today isn't too special, but I'll try to make it nice. First of all, FeedBurner is stopping email subscriptions, sadly, so to my one email subscriber (that's right, I actually have one!), just know that this is going to happen and you're not going to get my lovely writing as emails anymore. On a more happy note, however, I've started filling up even more storage space on my computer with games. In fact, I've actually got a whole other external hard drive to use for other games! I've got quite a collection. Wait 'til you see my games post. There's a pretty big collection on my laptop. I've also been throwing around some ideas for a Hero Factory fan-fic thingy to seal up the show's -- let's say -- SHOCKING cliffhangers. Nah, they're actually kind of small, all things considered, but this is something I've been wanting to do for a while now, so yeah. I am going to shout out now (because I absolutely despise the sentence "Shout out to [member of family or close friend]." I... I just hate it.) to the members of the BZPower forum. They're actually really nice and I've got some really nice ideas from them. But, to keep with the theme of Star Wars, the Jedi Council Forums is also really nice and I love going on there. It has matured me as a human being, dude, and now I've experienced some of the outer layers of this dopey world, man. I just really wanted to do a hippy sentence. Sorry to the hippies. There's some really cool stuff going on there (even better, a few of these things are happening on mesa threads, and I'm happy about that. Very.), including the Hungarian Han Solo novel translations, Lostworlds discussions, and... Oh. Those are my threads. Now that's what you call shameless self-promotion, kids. Now, for some inspiration and Star Wars-y vibes, here's a picture from my favourite Star Wars video game, 1313, and of my favourite Star Wars character, Kelic:
Oh, what's that you say? The game was cancelled and the character isn't canon? And we got EA Battlefront II instead? Damn you, Disney, damn you! Anyway, my rants against Disney from... What? They're trying to copy that other franchise that they own, the MCU, and shift Star Wars in that same, cinematic, overlapping direction? Argh! Screw Star Wars! And... They own the Simpsons? And Modern Family? And... and... and National Geographic? Oh, ****** ****** ***** ******** ********* ****!!! In case you're wondering, I didn't actually swear and blank the letters out, it's just... why am I telling you this? Why? WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!  AHHHHHH! I hate Disney! I hate EA! AND I HATE STAR WARS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Phew, well, uh, I guess that is a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!