Welcome back to THE JEDI ARCHIVES OF OBI.... Sorry, I meant to say.... Welcome back to THE FUT.... Sorry, sorry, sorry.... Welcome back to the TEMPLE OF D.... THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SK.... What's *FZZZ* happening? *FZZZ* Transmission *FZZZ* breaking *FZZZ* away.... *FZZZ* This is an Imperial Broadcast! We urge all Imperial citizens to stay away from ANYWHERE! A fugitive from Coruscant, known as Saidgge, has escaped from Imperial captivity, and stolen Imperial property, in order to create a new super-weapon of mass destruction! Now, he cannot be stopped! He has completed his mission, and is now heading for the galaxy's greatest landmarks, hunting down any who stand in his w– AGHH! *FZZZ* You have been warned, you midgets. You now stand in the path of LORD SAIDGGE! Bow or die before your ruler!
Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA! *FZZZ* Again! This is the second time I have been interrupted! Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to find this crook, and make sure that he never invades this archive EVER AGAIN! .... .... .... <transmission-ended> .... .... .... <caching-data> .... .... .... <process:complete> .... .... ....
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