Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 4

The time has come.... Friday the 13th is upon us! As well as this, it’s also upon Darth Saidgge and his apprentice Darth Fandom in this new instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:

FANDOM:  You should have told me this place would be cold!

SAIDGGE: Are you sure I didn’t warn you about this?

SAIDGGE: There’s an enemy approaching.

FANDOM:  W-W-W-Wampa....

SAIDGGE: Quickly, follow me.

FANDOM:  Oh, I have a bad feeling about this....

Now, if you like what you just read, how about you read the 4th part:

Unknown Location, Polle I, 17 BBY

  “I hate to say this,” Darth Saidgge murmured quietly to his young and sprouting Sith companion, “but I’m not sure how we’re going to make it out of this one.” The two of them stared stiffly and directly at the ferocious and deadly looking forest before the both of them. Although it seemed like an incredibly suicidal choice to make, the only other path available to take was the path that led to the revenge-hungry wampa that awaited the perfect lunch. With fear one of the only thoughts stuck in his crooked mind at this point, Fandom answered coldly to the previous statement, “Come on, what better way to die than be executed by perfectly harmless trees that have been dead for hundreds of years.” Disappointed by the comment on the current situation, Saidgge continued, “Okay, okay, then you go step first into the great unknown.” “With pleasure,” Fandom replied. Incautiously, the Sith apprentice walked a few steps, but was then pulled into the forest by one of the vines. Screaming, Saidgge pulled out his handy blaster rifle, but was whacked in the face by another rogue branch and pulled into the natural apparition’s hands. After a rather long amount of time being swung around by the forest’s apparently undead branches, the pair was randomly dropped in different locations of the forest. Feeling that he had broken basically every single bone in his body, Darth Saidgge forced himself up with his two bare hands and began to tread his way through the seemingly haunted forest’s pathway. While walking, he heard many voices speaking to him, many unbeknownst to him. All of a sudden, the Sith Lord Pseyth appeared, in the flesh, out of his Sith Holocron. “How in the name of Darth Bane himself are you here?” The ancient Sith smiled happily and deviously. “If I were you, I wouldn’t use the name of Bane in such a way. It couldn’t turn out in a way that well in your favour.” Saidgge thought to himself that this was impossible, that none of this could be more than zero percent real. “How the hell are you talking to me right here?” “Don’t worry; you aren’t imagining any of this. Not even your death.” In a split-second, Pseyth Force-pulled Saidgge’s lightsaber and held it between his two hands. “And now is time for the experience.” In one strike, Darth Saidgge fell to his death on the ground below him.

How was that? Well, now I’ve left a cliff-hanger, and hopefully also a reminder that Part 5 is going to be here tomorrow! If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap of THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!