Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 7

A quiet night in a distant cave, safe from a raging genocidal wampa. Or is it? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will have to read the 7th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:

SAIDGGE:      We’ll have to settle here tonight.

FANDOM:       It’s night already?

SAIDGGE:      To you want to fake your death someday?

FANDOM:       Precisely.

FANDOM:       If we didn’t have our Force powers, we’d be dead?

SAIDGGE:      No, we just wouldn’t be here right now.

Now, if you like what you just read, how about you read the 7th part:

Unknown Cave, Polle I, 17 BBY

   “Master....?” Darth Fandom rose from a pile of rocks, which he had seemingly fell asleep on over the dark night. “What are you doing?” Saidgge stared into the midnight sky, no feelings or movement. “I have been protecting you.” Fandom laughed quietly to himself. “What, from the creepy monsters that might rip off my precious head?” Saidgge tilted his head towards his apprentice, Darth Fandom. “Precisely that, my young Sith apprentice. We have already seen an abused wampa trying to kill us and a haunted forest, so what might come next?” Fandom thought. “Another figure of your imagination?” Darth Saidgge thought deeply in his head. “Well, I’m quite sure that I’m not just imagining all of these things.... especially since you’ve seen all of these as well.” Fandom glanced up at the roofing rocks that sheltered the two Dark Side of the Force-using Sith (soon to be) Lords. “I wonder when day is going to come.” Saidgge stared one last time outside of the rocks. “Day is year.” As he spoke these words, the cold sun of Polle I rose out of the shadows and into sight of anything on the planet. “How is it day already?” Fandom asked his Sith Master anxiously. “It’s rather strange, to be honest, although science here is strange altogether. There is only one sun in the Polle System, but for some reason, it always passes Polle I very quickly. That is the reason that the only warmth on this planet is in the early morning, now.” “Then how is it light for the rest of the day?” “That question, I cannot answer.” After hearing this, Darth Fandom stood up straight. “Well we better get going before the sun goes, right?” “Of course.” Darth Saidgge stepped out first. He had to squeeze tightly through the tiny opening in order to actually get out. Afterwards, Darth Fandom crawled out. He found it quite easy to get out due to his slim body and excellent physique. As they stepped out, the sun began to fall. “Oh my,” Fandom mumbled, “the sun’s already gone.” They walked and walked, until suddenly, Saidgge stopped, followed by Fandom. “Something’s here.” “You’re damn right something’s here.” The two turned around to face a tall man in an over-sized fur coat, pointing a large blaster rifle at the two Sith. “I’m sorry, but you’ve interfered with my business for too long now.”

Who is this mysterious man that has been lurking in the shadows? What business have Saidgge and Fandom interfered with? What is Saidgge’s actual mission? If you are in need to know, then don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part 8 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!