Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 9

A bounty hunter, working for the one and only Jabba the Hutt, here to eliminate Saidgge and Fandom. Is this his true mission? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will have to read the 9th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:

FANDOM:       Who are you?

UNKNOWN:   I think you know who I am.

FANDOM:       Why didn’t you tell me what was happening?

SAIDGGE:      I was afraid you might not come if you knew the truth.

UNKNOWN:   Your lightsaber won’t work on me here in North Polle.

FANDOM:       I guess we’ll just have to fight a different way.

Now, if you like what you just read, how about you read the 9th part:

Unknown Location, Polle I, 17 BBY

   “Don’t do it, my apprentice,” Darth Saidgge spoke to his angry apprentice. He stood in placed his right hand on his apprentice’s left shoulder and squeezed tight, but Darth Fandom knew no bounds, and pulled his master’s hand off. “Don’t worry, I can handle him.” Fandom shoved his hands together and opened them towards the HR-98 Combat Assault Rifle that was held in the hands of the mysterious bounty hunter. The Force push that shot out of Fandom’s hands heaved the bounty hunter and his weapon a considerably large amount backwards until the enemy fell into the snowy ground below his body. Darth Fandom smiled as he felt the presence of Darth Saidgge in absolute shock. He then reached his right arm out and pulled the bounty hunter’s blaster rifle into the grasp of his hand and crippled it as it came flying towards him. Walking further towards his enemy, Fandom pulled stacks of snow from the ground into a Force bubble around his hands, but was stopped when the bounty hunter pulled two simple BlasTech-manufactured blasters from his fur coat. He shot at his Sith opponent, with one blast barely missing Fandom’s left shoulder, the other one grazing his upper right arm. Fandom dropped the snow in pain and pulled his left hand over the burning graze. As he fell to the ground, the bounty hunter stood up again, and walked towards Saidgge, trampling over Fandom in the process. He then pointed the two blasters at Saidgge. “Now, if you tell me why you are here, I might just let you live.” Saidgge spat at the bounty hunter’s face, who smacked Saidgge’s cheekbone with his left-hand blaster, forcing the Sith to fall to the ground. PEW! The bounty hunter shot a blast that thinly missed Saidgge’s left ear. “Just tell me, and you’ll survive.” “What about my apprentice?” “That bastard? Well, if you tell me why you’re here, he may live too.” Saidgge thought deeply. If he told the truth, his plan would be foiled. If he lied, the bounty hunter would kill him and Fandom. He decided to tell what he thought was a good lie. “I came here to eliminate you. Jabba was in no need of your assistance anymore He chose Boba Fett to take your place.” “LIAR!” The bounty hunter pounded his foot into Darth Saidgge’s chest. “You came here for the weapons master, did you not? Either way, you will be terminated before you can go any further on your mission.” The bounty hunter reached for Saidgge’s neck and picked him up. “This is your end.” Then, he threw him off the cliff before him.

Who is this so-called “weapons master?” Does he have anything to do with the mission at hand? What will happen to Fandom now that Saidgge has been killed? If you are really keen to know, then don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part 10 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!