Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 11

Darth Saidgge is dead, Darth Fandom is powerless, and now the bounty hunter is capable of anything. Is this the end of the two Sith? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will have to read the 11th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:

FANDOM:       Oh....

UNKNOWN:   Don’t worry, I can handle him.

UNKNOWN:   Tell me, and I might just let you live.

UNKNOWN:   I think you should try and do better next time.

UNKNOWN:   Wait, there won’t be a next time!

UNKNOWN:   I’ve got you now.

Now, if you like what you just read, how about you read the 11th part:

Unknown Location, Polle I, 17 BBY

   “Get.... away.... from.... me....” Lying dead still in the freezing cold snow that covered the once-grassy terrain, Darth Fandom lay in absolute paralysation with a large purple bruise across the side of his face, from his now black eye down to his chin. “You.... won’t.... succeed....” “Succeed? HA! I simply don’t think that you understand the definition of “succeed.” Let me explain it to you. Succeed is when something good happens to me, let’s say, I win, and you lose. That example is exactly what is happening now, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” The bounty hunter pulled his grappling hook from his pocket, the one that he had just used to manage to escape from the great pit of nothingness that Saidgge had died in. “You know, it had become an apparent fact to me that the Jedi had all been purged from the very fabric of our existence in this galaxy. Apparently that fact is all but an untrue lie, now that I’ve met you. Surely, though, there can't be many more like you out there, maybe even none at all, so if you die, young Jedi, they will all be gone.” Fandom sucked in his throat, as if it was his last breath, and muttered, “I’m.... no.... Jedi!” He ripped his hands out of the ground, and was about to create yet another show of Force, until the bounty hunter dropped his grappling gun onto Fandom’s light chest. The heavy grapple gun pushed deeply into Fandom’s skin and knocked him out instantly. “Poor, poor, Force-using freak, who appeared to be powerless and weak. When the bounty hunter came out to play, it seemed that the child’s limits had run away. But when the bounty hunter came out to strike, something happened that the child did not like. He killed his master, who deserved to die, and survived not, there I do not lie. The bounty hunter came for the child, and killed him like he was simply....” PEW! The bounty hunter looked at the young Darth Fandom, then he stared at his chest. As he stared, he saw his chest burning like lava from a just-erupted volcano. “Oh....” Before he could even attempt to finish that sentence, the bounty hunter fell dead onto the ground, next to the unconscious Fandom. Out of the distance, a tall, skinny man appeared out of the mist behind the scene. “Your intel was right, boss. Caught him just in time.”

Who killed the bounty hunter? Is Darth Fandom dead? Will the weapons master reveal himself to the young Sith? If you extremely keen to know, then don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part 12 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!