Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 12

The murderer of Fandom’s Sith Master Darth Saidgge, only known as the bounty hunter, has been killed. Who killed the bounty hunter? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will have to read the 12th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:

FANDOM:       You.... won’t.... succeed....

HUNTER:       Succeed? You don’t know what “succeed” means!

HUNTER:       If you die, young Jedi, all the Jedi will be gone.

FANDOM:       I’m.... no.... Jedi!

HUNTER:       Poor, poor, Force-using freak, powerless and weak....

UNKNOWN:   Your Intel was right, boss. Caught him just in time.

Now, if you like what you just read, how about you read the 12th part:

Unknown Location, Polle I, 17 BBY

   “Are you sure *FZZT* it’s him?” A voice appeared over an earpiece that was placed in the left ear of a tall, skinny man. Although it seemed and sounded like the voice’s communication was being intercepted by some sort of unknown source, it was not, the earpiece was just simply very old and pretty much no longer in use. This specific earpiece also was not being manufactured by any companies anymore, and it was very rare to find someone nowadays who actually knew how to at least repair one of these pieces. “Thick black hair, oversized fur coat, too many weapons....” “That’s definitely him. *FZZT* See if you can *FZZT* find anything related to his *FZZT* identity. I’ll send you *FZZT* reinforcements.” The tall man bent down and looked at Fandom’s unconscious body. “There’s somebody else next to him. Quite tall, but looks quite young. Wearing some sort of robes.” The voice over the earpiece continued, “Tell the *FZZT* reinforcements to take *FZZT* him as well.” “Of course.” The conversation ended which the touch of a tiny red button in the centre of the earpiece. The tall man stopped observing the two bodies, and stood up to see many other men who looked strikingly similar to him approaching. “What are our orders?” “He told me that I need to tell you that he told me that you need to take the body over here.” The men looked at each other. “And which one might that be?” “The one that’s not dead.” “I’m confused here. Aren’t they both dead?” “They might be. If they are, then take the one that’s alive.” The men looked at the bounty hunter’s body. “Well, we might as well take this one.” “No, not that one,” the tall, skinny one exclaimed, “that one’s dead! Take the other one!” “As you wish.” The tall, skinny saw one of the other men holding a large bag. “You over there! Pass me that bag!” The man gave him the bag. The tall, skinny one then threw the bag on the floor. “Bag him.” “He’s not dead.” “Who said that he’s not dead?” “You did.” “Well, if I did say that, I take it back. Now bag him.” The man pulled a face of disinterest. “That’s an order!” While the men began stuffing Fandom’s body into the large bag, the tall, skinny one gazed at the bounty hunter’s body “I wonder why you’re here.”

Are there more conspirators in the murder of the bounty hunter? Who is the man on the earpiece? Is the weapons master watching? If you are curious to know, then don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part 13 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!