Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! If you've been looking through my various blogs for the past few days, you'll realise that I haven't been posting for a while. Well, I've recently created quite a popular topic on the Jedi Council Forums. You can find it here. It's all about the fake Hungarian Han Solo novels that I wrote about here. They are currently in translation by Joe Bongiorno, creator of the Star Wars Expanded Universe Timeline, and on this thread it's pretty much all sorts of Valhalla-related stuff, including news about the books and some cool info. The link is also in the "Page of the Force," which can be found under the blog's title and description. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Ever wondered how a SITH LORD would create a blog? Well, here it is!
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
More Updates Coming Atcha!
Welcome
back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Yes, more updates. First of all, I'm
officially launching the Starport Press blog. You can find it here. I'll
no longer be posting any original work news and stuff on this blog, but I
definitely will on my LiveJournal (to visit my LiveJournal, you can follow the
LiveJournal link on the "Me Across the Net" page, click the LiveJournal
logo on the sidebar, or just click here). I'll also be posting
in-universe The Second Imperium Trilogy updates on the ISMF
blog (to visit the ISMF blog, click the "ISMF Headquarters" button
under the blog's title and description and follow the instructions). Something
cool (I personally think) with the Starport blog is that if you click the
"Visit the Forums" button, you can visit the new Starport Press
forums. Yay! I've updated the Complete Timeline of Star Wars Legends, so if you
click the Complete Timeline of Star Wars Legends button under the blog's title
and description, you'll see that I've added the Indiana Jones quadrilogy
and THX 1138. Both of these are some other classic George Lucas
works, and if you're wondering how I added them, I'll tell you.
So
if you're a Star Wars fan, you probably have heard of
"Into the Great Unknown." If you haven't, it's a short comic that
appeared in Star Wars Tales #19, and is the first
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED comic/story to show Han Solo and Indiana Jones in the same
universe. Han is fleeing from an Imperial fleet in orbit of the moon Hovan-99
and doesn't calculate jump coordinates, so he, Chewie and the Falcon land
in a galaxy "No longer far away." Han asks Chewie to land the Falcon at
the "blue one" and they crash exactly where the Endor scenes were
filmed for Return. Han and Chewie go looking for any settlements
but are attacked by Native Americans. Han dies, in the Falcon's
cockpit (which is where he orders Chewie to put him), and references Vector
Prime. Yep, the part where Chewie dies. The part that Dark Horse made into
a comic series. RIP Chewie. Except this time it's Han that dies. 126 years
later, Indy and teenager Shorty turn up, and they eventually find the Falcon and
Han's dead body. They were actually looking for the Sasquatch, who is Chewie
(yes, Chewie's still alive), but Indy says that they should just leave him and
the Sasquatch as part of the great unknown.
How
does this add the Indy movies and THX 1138 to my Star
Wars timeline, you may ask? Well, thanks to some info on Wookieepedia,
Haden Blackman said there was no exact date of the story, since it's an
Infinities tale, but he said that the Indy segment takes place 7-8 years
after Temple, and I just chose 7 years, so the Indy segment is
1942, and that means that the Han segment 126 years earlier must be 1816. Han
says to Chewie that he thought it would be Chewie saving his kids (Vector
Prime reference), and Han had his first kids in 9 ABY, so the most
approximate date for the Han segment would be 9 ABY (in Star Wars time),
meaning that the Indy segment would be 135 ABY. From here, I used this method
to add the Indy movies to the timeline, and I thought that why not add THX
1138, pretending that it takes place in the same universe as the Indy
films, because why not? It's Earth in the 25th century, plus it was referenced
in the cancelled George Lucas' Monsters and Aliens trilogy by
Robert J. Sawyer, so I'm just adding it. Note that the date is a weird and
wonky plus-minus something or another. I worked this out knowing that the only
date given for THX 1138 is the 25th century, so I used the
Indy date method to work out when the 25th century would be. Hope you like the
update. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Thursday, April 16, 2020
A Bit of an Update to the Blog(s)
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! The blog has officially been updated even more. First of all, I've updated the Interstellar Military Fleet blog, so if you click on the "ISMF Headquarters" button under the blog's title and description, just follow the instructions, and when you get to the ISMF main page, click on the button that says "News, and you can see my latest in-universe The Second Imperium Trilogy update. I've also added some stuff to the timeline buttons and "The Page of the Force" button in the past few days. You can go check them out by clicking on the different buttons under the blog's title and description. Another thing I've added is a link to my LiveJournal page. Yes, Blogger people, I just said LiveJournal. I do have a LiveJournal account, and for some strange reason, I hadn't actually linked it yet. My LiveJournal account is pretty much just overall updates, so whenever I do something new on any of my blogs, I'll just post it on my LiveJournal account. You can check out my LiveJournal account (darth_fandom) by clicking the big LiveJournal logo on the right-hand side of the blog. And my favourite bit is this: The Starport Press blog is almost ready to be launched. I've already put a post on there, and I've got a link to another really cool (in my opinion) Starport-related thing, which you will be able to see when you go onto the Starport blog. Other than that, the Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly Magazine is officially going to be launched on May the 1st, which means I'll probably launch the Starport blog just before that. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Friday, April 10, 2020
A Bit of an Update to the Pages
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Just to put it out there, I have barely any data left, and I can't go out the shops and buy any when it runs out, so I have to be a bit cautious with my data usage. Anyway, I've still got enough left to post this and buy some more data online, so here's my update on the pages. The pages are the things under the blog title and description which aren't posts, they're just like other places as if this is a website. I've updated two of the pages: The Complete Timeline of Star Wars Legends and The Complete Timeline of the Darkness Saga. Both are still under construction and they both need some formatting help, but I'll still update them while making them look nice. I've added all pre-Bantam EU novels to the Legends timeline and I've added two more sections to the Darkness Saga timeline. The newest addition to the pages section is The Page of the Force, which is a page of stuff related to TheForce.Net. So far, I've only done a bit of a Jawa Force entry, but I'm definitely going to expand on it soon. And, as it's (not so) Good (due to the COVID-19 lockdown) Friday, don't you want to see the Easter bunny? Here's a picture of everyone's favourite Jaxxon by James Anderson, creator of the Bungo n' Rusti comics.
Thursday, April 9, 2020
And Then There's That COVID-19 Update
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Of course, this COVID-19 thing is really not good for any of us. A lot of bad things are happening to many people, so anyone who's reading this PLEASE STAY SAFE. Anyway, this lockdown is giving me a bit more time to write my stories, and I am hoping to release the first issues of Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly Magazine and Tintin Magazine this May. I've got a post over at Kih-Oskh right now with a bit about what's going to be in the Tintin Magazine, so go check it out here. I'm also starting another page on this blog with Jedi Council Forums-related stuff, and in a couple of days, it should be there. Another new thing is a Lostworlds document I'm working on, with info on all sorts of cancelled and unpublished Star Wars stories. If you want to look at some Lostworlds stuff, you can visit Joe Bongiorno's Lostworlds section on his Expanded Universe Timeline website here, and you can read my bit about him here. I've already put in some stuff for The Princess Leia and Han Solo Adventures, The Heart of the Jedi, the Jedi Prince Sequel Trilogy, The Courtship of Princess Leia Trilogy, Lightsider, Legacy of Doom, George Lucas' Monsters and Aliens, Fairy Tales, the Shadows of the Empire Prequel, The Essential Guide to Episode I, The New Jedi Order: Dark Tide II - Siege and The New Jedi Order: Knightfall. There's still more to come, and that's only the novels section! And guess what? I pretty much spammed Kassel Labs' Star Wars Intro Creator with my crawls and Lostworlds crawls, and it says I can expect them in about 300 days, so that's good. The Underworld stories are also coming along really well. I'm actually going to use Vernost as the main location for the second story, so that's going to be cool. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Looking Back at The Scourge of the Nevoota Bee Trilogy
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Now, what day might it be, you ask? Well, of course, it’s April Fools, the day where the best stuff happens! Of course, I have to make an amazing post for this day, so I have chosen a theme which was partially created on April Fools: The Scourge of the Nevoota Bee. This is the classic trilogy where Palpatine is reborn as an insane Wookiee clone, but what is the story? Read on! One day, Tom Veitch, author of the acclaimed Dark Horse Comics series (and one of my faves) Dark Empire was looking around on the America Online boards when one man asked the question “What is that buzzing noise in the background of A New Hope?” The quite obvious answer to the many viewers of this board was that this was simply a bad copy of the film, but Veitch decided to stir things up. He responded by saying that it was the Nevoota Bee, and from there it all developed. Then it came, the April Fools prank that changed it all. Rich Handley sent out an email to all of his friends, saying that Dark Horse Comics had commissioned a fourth entry in the Dark Empire saga, a sequel to Empire’s End, where Palpatine, who had been defeated by a Jedi named Empatojayos Brand at the end of Empire’s End, is resurrected as an insane clone of Chewbacca. His name is Palbacca. It is but this final entry that fully began the Scourge of the Nevoota Bee: Mike Beidler, who is the creator of the online Star Wars Literature Compendium, decided that he was going to have a laugh at both Veitch and Handley. He decided that he was going to create The Scourge of the Nevoota Bee Trilogy, series of three novels published by Del Rey, A Braand New Hope, The Empire Stangs Back and Return of the Yeti, along with a 50-part comic series (weekly from Dark Horse Comics, April 1 2000-March 10 2001) and an audiobook/dramatization series (Highbridge Audio). It is from this information that I have recreated the story and included new information that will change everything. One of my earlier pieces related to the Scourge storyline was my “synopsis” which can be found here. I took the information I had and tried to recreate the story and what you read is how it came out. Note that characters like King Ikemberidel (rearrange the letters and see what you get) and certain events were just created by me and are not part of the original jokes. Next, I have begun playing around with the history of the Nevoota, and so far I have already begun progressing. I have a bit of information about the Nevoota Extinction from a datacron in The Old Republic and I am hopefully soon going to post a bit. So far, this is what I have: Sometime before the Old Sith Wars, a group of Mandalorian Crusaders arrive at the planet Nevoota in the Balmorra system. The Mandalorians engage in battle with the native insectoid Nevoota, who pose a challenge against their enemy. The Nevoota fight a four-year campaign under the warlord Ithcharaka, but finally the Mandalorians hunt the Nevoota to their extinction. Somehow though, another swarm of Nevoota are still alive and begin watching over the galaxy from the Galactic Core for thousands of years, progressing every day, until, eleven years after the Battle of Yavin, they finally decide to strike. And then that’s where the original idea comes in. Well, if you have any questions, please comment on this post or email me at darth.fandom@gmail.com. Well, that’s a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Fandom Favourites, Part 3: D'Israeli
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! If you are a long-time fan of my blog (which I highly doubt) or somebody who’s just randomly seen every post I’ve ever made, you’ll probably know Fandom Favourites. Well, if you don’t, Fandom Favourites is just me saying “Hey! This is some guy that I think makes some pretty cool stuff!” and then writing a post about them. I have one about Joe Bongiorno, creator of The Star Wars Expanded Universe Timeline website, and one on Darth Angelus, creator of The Chronicles of Humanity and the guy who’s making that really cool Heir to the Empire adaptation. Well, this episode of Fandom Favourites is not actually a person who’s worked on Star Wars, but he has done some of my favourite stuff. This guy is Matt “D’Israeli” Brooker. For those of you who don’t know him, D’Israeli is a British comic book artist and sometimes writer, and is known (at least by me) for artwork on Scarlet Traces, Leviathan and Stickleback. If you don’t already know, Scarlet Traces plays a pretty reasonable part in my upcoming Tintin story Tintin and the Secrets of the Multiverse, as it is what I call “Earth-4 in the Tintin Multiverse,” due to Tintin’s appearance on Page 42 of the Scarlet Traces graphic novel. Anyway, he’s been doing comics since the 1980’s, and some of his earlier works include Ultraman and D’Adventures of I.S.R.A.E.L.I. In 1989-1990, he worked on Timulo for Deadline Magazine with writer Molly Eyre (a.k.a. just another name of Matt Brooker), as well as Fatal Charm with Shane Oakley (who is a real writer) also in the Deadline Magazine. Timularo, which is the collection of all of the Timulo comics, the D’Adventures of I.S.R.A.E.L.I. comics A Fistful of Fingers, Who Me? and Consequences (and a lot more) can be found on Lulu here. In 1991 he worked with Warren Ellis and Blast! Magazine on Lazarus Churchyard, and inked and coloured a lot of stuff after that. He had Consequences, the one-shot sequel to Timulo, published by the short-lived Autocratik Press in 1998, soon after he had worked with Ian Edginton on the four-part plus prologue mini-series Kingdom of the Wicked for Caliber Comics. 2002 came with the creation of Scarlet Traces with Ian Edginton, a sequel to HG Wells’ The War of the Worlds, which is still continuing today (I am hoping to write about in a blog post sometime soon). The next year he worked with Edginton yet again on the horror story Leviathan and with Paul Cornell on XTNCT. He began Stickleback with Ian Edginton in 2006, which is a basically-tie-in to Edginton and Steve Yeowell’s The Red Seas (just to put it out there, Stickleback’s real identity is READ THIS SPOILER IF YOU DARE: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes in disguise), and has done a lot of work since then, including Scarlet Traces sequels (The Great Game, Cold War, Cold War: Book 2 and Home Front, Storm Front coming soon) and prequel (HG Wells’ The War of the Worlds), Stickleback sequels (England’s Glory, London’s Burning, Number of the Beast and The Thru’Penny Opera) and an awesome series called Helium in 2015. His work is really amazing and I recommend that you try and find it. Also, he puts in a lot of Easter Eggs and references in his drawings, most of which can be found on Eamonn Clarke’s website Scarlet Traces Annotations. Well, that’s a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Just Some Random Stuff I Decided To Post About
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
You must all have heard the sad news of COVID-19, which has heavily impacted
many communities across the world. I know I’m just a blogger, but I advise
anybody who is reading this to please stay safe. Anyway, today I have just
bought some reading material for this time (I still have a lot of books to
read, like Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, Dark Force Rising, Shadows of the
Empire, The Truce at Bakura, and a lot of others, but they don’t really matter
right now) at one of my local bookshops, and I was very lucky. I first found
Republic Commando: Triple Zero by Karen Traviss, the second novel in the
Republic Commando series (hopefully this will help me write my Underworld
series which includes the Imperial Commandos), secondly there was the
slipcase/hardcover edition of Ryder Windham’s The Life and Legend of Obi-Wan
Kenobi (it has two really good painted covers), and last but not least was the
Halo: Official Spartan Field Manual, my newest edition to my Halo Collection
alongside the novels The Fall of Reach, The Flood and First Strike, the movie
The Fall of Reach and the games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2: Special
Collector’s Edition (which both don’t work). Well, to change the subject a bit,
I’ve started playing around with the Starport Press blog (see my previous post
here), and I am officially announcing a new upcoming digital project (not quite
sure if or when I’m going to make it), entitled “Outbreak.” What I can say so
far is that it is going to be a pretty much text with some animations on
Microsoft PowerPoint 2010, which is about the last man on the planet who has to
fight off Martian Octopods as they attack the post-apocalyptic
zombie-virus-in-the-air Earth. Yeah, it is meant to be a rip-off of HG Well’s The
War of the Worlds combined with “that zombie videogame called... oops, I forgot
the title.” Finally, just to change the subject even more, you can click on the
images below to see some rough sketches for Blue Blood (they’re actually for
Book 3 and 4, since 1 and 2 are really just normal Earth which I can’t draw as
I’m not even an amateur artist) combined with a comic book effect (yes, other
geeks out there, the margins on these pictures are those of actual comic books),
and just to warn ya, if Blue Blood ever does become a comic book, I will not be
the artist and the pictures which I have used will definitely not be for Issue
1. And just to bore you even more, I’d just like to say that Issue 1 of my new
Tintin Magazine is complete, Issue 2 just needs some extra touches for
completion, and Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly Magazine Issue 1 is also near completion.
Well, that’s a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Above: Cover featuring a sorry, no spoilers 'til I at least announce the book's name.
Above: Cover featuring oh well, I still can't release any spoilers because this dude is from the same book.
Sunday, March 22, 2020
Starport Update 22.03.2020: Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! In my recent days of absence, I have been preparing for two new publications: one is the Tintin Magazine, and the other is Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly Magazine! For a bit of information on the Tintin Magazine, go here, and for the rest of the information about the other stuff, carry on reading. My latest announcement is the Sci-Fi Bi-Monthly Magazine, which I am hoping to publish on a blog, whether it's one I have already or still need to make. I will be making these mags under the publisher name of Starport Press, and will be uploading them bi-monthly, beginning probably May this year, as well as the Tintin Magazine, although that's a little different, so if you want to know about that, keep an eye on Kih-Oskh. Anyway, this mag is going to include a couple of things. The first is that basic "Ya know, everything that's in this issue bla-dee-bla." Next is The Second Imperium Trilogy, and if you don't know The Second Imperium Trilogy, then go here. There's a couple of things changing, but it's pretty much the same. Thirdly is Blue Blood. Now you probably all don't know what Blue Blood is, and that's fine, because you're about to know a bit about it. It's an alien invasion in the 1940's. There, I told you, now you just have to read it when the magazine actually comes out. After this is New Millennium/Knightshade. Both of these take place in a different universe where sorry, no spoilers, because that would just be a total spoil and of course it takes place in a different universe, because you know me with my multiverse talk. The first issue will have a New Millennium piece that might last for a couple of issues, and after that's done, Knightshade will start. Finally, there's Thompson and Thomson. Yes, you heard that right, Tintin fans you might just be reading this blog. Thompson and Thomson. But know, copyright people who want to take me to court because of this, these are not the Thompsons from Tintin, just people who seem incredibly similar to them. There will also be a lot of references to Scarlet Traces, as this is where I got the idea from. Well, that's kind of it folks, so stay tuned for the mag and also.... Wait a minute, this isn't how I usually end a post.... Oh, yeah, I remember now.... Well see you next time on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! You know, I still don't think it's right....
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Bulk Update!
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Okay, well, to start things off, I was looking through my documents on my computer and I found some cool blog stuff from last year on this blog, and some of this stuff I haven't even released yet, or even started. One of these things includes Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler - The Clone Wars, and if you know me or always look at this blog, you'll know this name as pretty much my most important Star Wars story out of them all. And of course, as I had been writing in some of my previous posts, I'm almost ready to start posting this story, as I am about half way through Chapter 2. But of course, I got caught up in other things. I joined the Jedi Council Forums, found the work of Darth Angelus, as well as a lot of other things. So, I've decided to, just to catch up on a few things I'm going to be posting stuff that I found just now. First is Chronicles. As I noted, I'm about half way through Chapter 2, and just for fun, I'm going to post the first two paragraphs in the Stories section. Next, there's all of the Darth Angelus stuff that I got into. For a quick update, Darth Angelus has recently uploaded the fourth chapter of his animated adaptation of Timothy Zahn's Heir to the Empire, so you can watch that here. Anyway, I started making a "Complete Timeline of the Darkness Saga," and I hadn't actually added much, but I'm going to add a bit onto that. Finally, I came across some crossovers that I was planning, including Halo/Star Wars: Galaxy Evolved, Back to the Dark Times, Marvel/Star Wars: Empire Rising, and Indiana Jones and the Return to the Great Unknown. I had also planned an "Archive Insider," my rip-off of the Star Wars Insider for this blog, and I was hoping to release it in October last year, but I never really got around to it. Now, if you are keeping up with my other blog Kih-Oskh, you will know that I am beginning my own Tintin Magazine, and with some recent ideas for my sci-fi story The Second Imperium Trilogy and another sci-fi tale which I plan to reveal soon, I thought that I could possibly create a short every two months of every month sci-fi magazine including my original stories and Star Wars. I hope to release some more information soon. Well, thanks for reading, and be here soon for more on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
The New Blogs
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! I am happy to say that two new blogs have been launched: Kih-Oskh and Miners, Mercenaries and Millionaires! Okay, so just before I start explaining, you'll probably want to click here before you read this post. Anyway, if you don't know, Kih-Oskh is the name of my new Tintin blog, which is basically going to have all of my stories and crazy theories of the Tintin mulitverse which just don't make sense. Then, on the other hand, there's Miners, Mercenaries and Millionaires, which is my father's blog. He's got a whole long boring introduction which can be found here. His blog is going to include all of his mainly non-fiction writing, and just to put it out there, he's busy getting his first book, Melkkamer: A Pictorial History, printed for the De Hoop Collection, and has also just done a talk at the Cape Town Family History Society (CTFHS), and just in case they remove his bio from their website, I've archived it here. So, how can I find these blogs, you may ask. Well, you can visit my blog Kih-Oskh here and Miners, Mercenaries and Millionaires here. I'm also expecting my father to upload his presentation for the CTFHS on his blog, so please keep a lookout. Well, that's a wrap on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Thursday, February 6, 2020
Kih-Oskh is Coming Soon
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! Since my last post featuring some of my concept art for The Second Imperium Trilogy, I have been working on some things related to the famous cartoonist's Hergé's series, The Adventures of Tintin. I am a long time fan of this series, actually since I was four years old (the same year that the film The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn was released). Since earlier last year, before I even thought of the idea for The Sith Archives of Darth Fandom, I had already thought of the idea for a different blog, entitled Kih-Oskh (Kih-Oskh is the name of a pharaoh in The Adventures of Tintin: Cigars of the Pharaoh. To read about the brotherhood devoted to him, click here.)
Recently, I have started creating a Tintin timeline, as well as putting together a few ideas for stories. (My original stories were Tintin and the Broken Gold, Tintin and the Beast, and The Land of the Bad. Click the titles to read the stories, or at least what I did make of them. To read a basic synopsis of the stories, click here.) My first idea is Tintin and the Secrets of the Multiverse (for the cover, click here), which is basically the idea of a multiverse in Tintin. If you're curious about how I came to the conclusion that there is a multiverse in the Tintin universe, click here. Anyway, I'll hopefully be able to start this blog soon, so watch this space for more on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Monday, January 27, 2020
The Second Imperium Trilogy Concept Art
Welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! As you know, I said I was going to post some of the concept art for my sci-fi series, The Second Imperium Trilogy, so here it is:
Picture #1: Anton Logan (Version 1)
As you might know, Anton Logan is the main antagonist of The Second Imperium Trilogy, so I decided to draw him first. For look #1, I drew his simple shape, with a few costume details.
Picture #2: Anton Logan (Version 2)
For the second picture, I traced my previous drawing of Anton Logan, but this time I added his signature coat/cloak. If you are a fan of The Matrix Trilogy, you might see a resemblance of Neo's coat.
Well, hope you like it! That's a wrap for THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Friday, January 24, 2020
The Second Imperium Trilogy Concept Art
Wow. It's been a while since I last posted anything on here. I just wanted to say that I have been working on some concept art for my upcoming sci-fi story, The Second Imperium Trilogy. You remember that, right? Well, if you don't, click here to read my original post about the trilogy and my original stories.
Anyway, I'm going to scan the images soon, hopefully in good quality, and I should be able to post them on Monday or Tuesday. Nothing much, just some sketches of the main character, Anton Logan.
Also, I'd like to give a shout out to another Blogger, Nami. He's been on Blogger since 2013, and he does a lot of coll Tintin fan comics, and he's also currently writing a Star Wars comics, entitled Star Wars: Royal Blood. if you want to read his Tintin stories, you can visit http://myowntintin.blogspot.com/, and if you want to read his Star Wars story go to http://mycomicaventures.blogspot.com/2018/08/star-wars-princess-leia.html.
Oh, and also, before I go, I've just added the PDF Edition of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas, my most recent story. If you want to find it, first click on the "Stories" button under the Blog's title and slogan. Secondly, under the "Zones" heading, click "STAR WARS." Finally, you should be taken to a page that says "Star Wars Zone," and should also have a bit about Chronicles of Christmas. There should be a thing that says "Download PDF," and if you click on there, you can.... "Download PDF." And if this is too hard, just click here.
Well, that's a wrap of... THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler - The Clone Wars Opening Crawl
Hello and
welcome back to THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM! The year 2019 is now
OFFICIALY OVER, and 2020 is now here! This means that there are loads more
things still to come, including blog posts from me! If you have read my latest
post (Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas
Epilogue), you would have read that I received an opening crawl video for Star Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler – The
Clone Wars. This video was created using Kassel Lab’s Star Wars Intro
Creator for free, and I personally think it came out really well. So, go ahead
and watch the opening crawl:
Pretty cool!
I would definitely recommend this site for anybody who wants to see and opening
crawl come to life. It’s really simple: First, visit the site (link: https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io).
Then, just do everything that it says. After that, just fill in the e-mail that
you want to receive it to, and it will tell you approximately how long it will
take until you can watch the video, since there are usually a lot of people
using the site. See, easy! Anyway, if you want another way to design a Star Wars Opening Crawl, I have already
created a step-by-step for creating one on Microsoft Word 2010, with an
additional selection of images to help you complete the process (link: https://darthfandom.blogspot.com/2019/07/how-to-create-star-wars-opening-crawl.html). Well, I am
almost finished creating the PDF Edition of my latest story, Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas, so
you can expect that soon. Also, don’t forget to follow my blog, and remember,
you can access exclusive content when you subscribe by e-mail. Well that’s a
New Year on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Epilogue
Now that Chronicles of Christmas is finished, it’s
time for the special epilogue episode. If you have been reading for the past
fifteen days, you’ll know the story, but if not, please check out the full tale
(click on the “Stories” button under the blog’s title and slogan, click “STAR
WARS,” and then click “Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas”). Anyway, today’s
episode is what I will be doing from now on when I have finished a story: An
epilogue episode just to leave it hanging for the next story. I recommend that
if you want to get the full idea of this episode, search for my posts “Character
Profile: Darth Fandom” and “Character Profile: Darth Saidgge.” These two posts
will give you a basic idea of what’s happening and what’s going to happen. So,
why am I holding you? Go read the story! Just to catch you up though, here’s
what happened in yesterday’s episode:
SANTOR: Who are you?
FANDOM: Master, you’re alive!
SAIDGGE: It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for.
SANTOR: You’ve been a good friend. Goodbye.
SAIDGGE: Holy.... Look over here.
FANDOM: I have a bad feeling about this....
Now how
about you read this paragraph to finish the Christmas tale:
Unknown
Imperial Star Destroyer, Hyperspace, 17 BBY
“He’s come aboard.” A large crowd of
Imperial officers and navy cadets walked around the bridge of an Imperial Star
Destroyer. “Prepare....” One of the Imperial officers questioned the previous
statement, “Prepare what?” Just after saying these words, a tall, dark and
black-cloaked figure stepped into the control room. All the cadets and officers
stood to the side and saluted him. One of the officers, who was looking out of
the main window, turned around to see the figure. “Lord Vader.” There was no
response, just deep, hard breathing through a dark, black helmet. “We have obtained
the map of the location, as you requested. We neutralized the trader before any
information was spread.” “Are the coordinates of the planet in place?” “There
was a rough location implanted on the map. For now, we are proceeding according
to plan.” Although unseen to any of the other crew on the Star Destroyer, Vader
smiled. “I am putting you and your fellow archaeologists under the protection
of the 53rd Elite Brigade. They will bring you grave protection from any
incoming threats.” “Of course, Lord Vader. We have also obtained some
additional information.” “What might this include?” “There was a battle between
the Republic and the inhabitants about four years ago. Since then, the planet
has been deserted, and according to our top scientists, this would mean that
the specific planet is now covered in molten lava over the period that has
passed.” “History is history, Chief Officer Gor Mantis. Either way, it is an
archaeologist’s job to explore and discover inconclusive facts about our past,
am I incorrect?” “No, my Lord. I will do as you say.” Vader walked towards the
window, forcing Mantis to step out of the way. “Your research has been
reasonably good recently. Do not fail like your father did. It would not turn
out well.” “I will not live up to my father’s shadow.” “Good. Proceed with your
plan.” Vader then turned around and faced the door. He walked towards two
stormtroopers who stood next to him, and then followed them out of the room.
The door closed behind the three. “Are the coordinates set?” “Yes.” “Good. The
Emperor will be pleased with our progress.”
Now that
this episode is over, I just want to go through some things that might be a
little weird. First of all, Chief Officer Gor Mantis is a character that Darth Saidgge
created. He’s an Imperial archaeologist, and he is absolutely loyal to the Empire.
If you have not read any of my previous posts, you probably won’t know that in
October I was going to start a magazine, but that’s been delayed, so if you do
follow my blog via e-mail, you’ll be able to access some exclusive content that
almost made it into the magazine. Saidgge also wrote a short report by Mantis
which will be accessible if you subscribe. Anyway, I hope you’re pumped for the
next story. I won’t be posting it just yet, but I will be pretty soon. In the
meantime, while I work on the PDF of Chronicles
of Christmas, I will be writing some of the stories, which will probably (when
I eventually start posting them) appear monthly, paragraph-by-paragraph. I do
already have over a year’s worth of Star
Wars: Chronicles of Telian Aieler: The Clone Wars and about five months’
worth of original sci-fi stories. I’ve also just received an opening crawl
video for Chronicles of Telian Aieler:
The Clone Wars from Kassel Labs’ Star Wars Intro Creator, and I’ll be
posting that soon enough. Well, that’s a wrap for the decade (I guess) on THE
SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 15
A suspicious
new arrival is now in the Toy Factory. Who is he? If you want to know the
answer to this question, you will have to read the 15th
one-and-half-sized Christmas Eve Special instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s
what happened in yesterday’s episode:
SANTOR: Wakey, wakey, little Force user.
SANTOR: I call it the Electro!
FANDOM: My master never told me.
SANTOR: Your fault, child.
SANTOR: I call it the Armageddon. You’ll like the company.
UNKNOWN: I’m back.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 15th part:
Weapons
Master’s Toy Factory, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Who are you?” Santor lifted himself up from
the ground that he had been pushed onto, and stared at this man in awe.
“Master!” Fandom shouted when he saw the figure appear. “I thought that the
child was the only one alive....” “Not for long.” Saidgge lifted his right arm
and twisted it around, which released Fandom from Santor’s Electro. “You know
why I call them Elves? They follow my orders! Attack!” All the rest of the
people in the room each picked up blasters and aimed directly at Fandom and
Saidgge, blaster mode set to rapid fire. “Don’t let any of them live!” Saidgge
pulled out his lightsaber from his waist and began to deflect the Elves’
blasts. Watching the scene in horror, Santor stood up and ran for the exit
behind him. “Master, over here!” Fandom demanded. The Sith’s Master chucked his
lightsaber at his apprentice, who threw the weapon at the exit, killing some
Elves in the process. The lightsaber then levitated itself back to Fandom,
almost like a boomerang, who threw it back to its owner. The lightsaber’s slice
had corroded the door’s holopanel systems, which made the door unable to open.
“Blast!” Santor mumbled to himself. He thought about what he had just said, and
then he had an idea. Picking up one of the Armageddon bazookas from one of his
weapons displays, he aimed at the door, and with one blast, the melting heat
burnt through the steel door. “Fandom,” Darth Saidgge whispered, “it’s the
moment you’ve been waiting for.” “Yes!” Fandom ran towards his master, who,
using his expertise skills with the Force, launched him towards the roof. As he
reached the top of the building, Fandom looked down at the Elves and unleashed
his greatest power ever, electrocuting and killing all of them with his sheer
power. Falling from the sky, Fandom was caught by his master. “Quickly, we’ve
got to get Santor!” The two Sith ran after Santor’s silhouette, and when they
finally reached him, he dropped his gun. “Ho ho ho! If you think that you have
stopped me, then I think you should have a bet over some Bantha milk about
whether you’ll beat my two bodyguards or not!” Out of the shadows, two
extremely tall and incredibly well-built men appeared. “They are Comet and
Dancer, and you have just met your match!” A door closed in front of Santor,
and he was gone. “Well, tough guys, let’s see what you’re like.” The first man,
Comet, ran towards Fandom, who simply stood there doing absolutely nothing.
About to knock the lights out of Fandom, Comet was halted by Saidgge and then
thrown into the roof. He fell unconsciously to the ground, and was finished off
when the various boxes fell onto his torso. Dancer, the other man, opened the
door and attempted to escape, but was stopped when Fandom pulled the door
closed and sliced Dancer’s head off. “You just jammed the door! How are we
supposed to get Santor now?” Santor, who was now on the roof, leaped into his
2-254 Customized Combat Sleigh. “Rudolf, is the cargo prepared?” “Yes, sir.”
The sleigh began to lift off, and Santor pointed his blaster at Rudolf. “You’ve
been a good friend.” He shot. Hearing the sleigh’s departure, Saidgge screamed,
“He’s getting away!” Santor pulled out some sort of controller, which read Self-Destruct, meaning “Self-Destruct.”
“Goodbye,” he murmured. BOOM! There was a huge explosion. “What was that?”
Fandom asked curiously. Saidgge peeped through one of the windows, and eyed out
the bounty hunter. “Holy....” “What is it?” “Look over here.” Staring out the
window, the two watched the bounty hunter wave at them. “I have a bad feeling
about this....”
The story is
over. Santor is dead, along with all of his operations and scheming alliances.
But that doesn’t mean that the Chronicles
of Telian Aieler are over! Tomorrow, be here for the final instalment, the
epilogue that will define the story and lead into the rest of the everlasting
saga of Telian Aieler, for tomorrow will be the special Christmas Day episode,
which will act as a prelude to Star Wars:
Chronicles of Telian Aieler – The Dark Times! In the meantime, while
Saidgge and I create the PDF Edition of this epic tale of the Star Wars take on Christmas, I will also
carry on writing my Star Wars
fan-fic, along with The Second Imperium
Trilogy and its official companion guide. I have also been thinking about
creating a Marvel Cinematic Universe blog, collecting all sorts of comics,
stories, clips, and various other things, but that’s just an idea. Anyway, if
you want to check out the full story so far (by tomorrow, you’ll be able to
read the entire story), you can explore my Star
Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and
slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there (unless somebody has hacked
my blog, although I doubt that would happen). Well that’s a wrap for today on
THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Monday, December 23, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 14
Fandom is
now in the captivity of Santor Claws, also known as the Weapons Master. What
will happen next? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will
have to read the 14th instalment to Star
Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened
in yesterday’s episode:
FANDOM: Who are you and where am I?
SANTOR: Ho ho ho! I am the great and almighty Santor!
SANTOR: My friends call me Santor Claws.
FANDOM: I’d like to know why I’m here.
SANTOR: The bounty hunter was here to assassinate me
SANTOR: Leave him. Prepare the cargo.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 14th part:
Weapons
Master’s Toy Factory, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Wakey, wakey, little Force user.” A large
amount of some sort of strange liquid was poured onto the face of the young and
presumably soon-to-be-killed-by-a-fat-man-who-calls-weapons-toys Sith Lord,
Darth Fandom. He woke up, and looked at his hands, realising that he was stuck
on the same golden table that he was on earlier before he was tased by his new
enemy, the one also known as the Weapons Master, Santor Claws. This time,
though, he couldn’t just simply release himself from the table using the Force,
since the table had been rigged with electrics that flickered on with a
reasonably large amount of movement from anybody who lay on the table. He tried
to move, but he was electrocuted. “Wow, you thought that I would let you go
that easily? It’s my newest invention, and I call it the Electro! I must say,
it is quite shocking. Now, in order for you to escape, you must answer these
few questions that I have to ask, the first being one of the most unanswered
questions of today: Why are you here?” “Why should I tell you the answer?”
Suddenly, the table lit up and Fandom was electrocuted. “Why should I tell you
that there is also a manual operating system to the Electro? Now, tell me why
you are here.” “I don’t know. My master never told me.” The table let off an
electric blast again. “Your master didn’t tell you? You have Force powers?
Can’t you just read his mind or something?” “No, he’s dead, and you killed
him.” “Your fault, child.” The table shocked Fandom again. “It seems that I
have to remind you that the bounty hunter who killed your master was not one of
mine. He was here on a mission from Jabba the Hutt to kill me, but you
interfered with his business. I am quite appreciative that you gave my ‘Elves’
time to find him, but you too have now messed up my plans.” “I think that I
have a choice here.” “And what might that be?” “I tell you, then kill you, or I
just kill you straight away.” “I think I’ll be doing the killing here.” FZZT!
Fandom was beginning to get annoyed with the Electro. “I think that you should
meet my personal favourite of my creations. I call it the Armageddon.” Santor
pulled out a large bazooka-styled weapon from the ground. “You’ll enjoy the
company.” Santor was about to shoot when there was a sudden split-second and
Santor ended at the other side of the room. “I’m back.”
Will Santor
wreak any more havoc? Will the Elves attack? Who is the saviour of Darth Fandom?
If your mind is spinning so much that you want to know, then don’t forget to be
here tomorrow for the Final Showdown between Santor and Darth Fandom in
tomorrow’s Christmas Eve Special of Star
Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so
far, you can explore my Star Wars
Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and
you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH
ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Sunday, December 22, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 13
The young
Darth Fandom had been captured by a group of unknown men. Who are they working
for? If you want to know the answer to this question, you will have to read the
13th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles
of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s
episode:
EARPIECE: Are you sure it’s him?
TALL
MAN 1: Thick black hair, oversized fur
coat....
EARPIECE: That’s him.
TALL MAN 2: What are our orders?
TALL MAN 1: Bag him.
TALL MAN 1: I wonder why you’re here.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 13th part:
Unknown
Location, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Wake up, Jedi scum!” Darth Fandom lay on a
large gold table that he had no idea where it had come from. “Where.... am I?”
Fandom looked around the location, absolutely astonished by his surroundings.
“Do you not know where you are? Ho ho ho! I thought that this location was the
only reason that anybody or anything would visit this dreaded Polle system!”
Fandom shook his head while hooked onto the table. “Just tell me where I am!”
“Well, since you do not know, I better tell you. You are at the amazing and
astonishing Weapons Master’s Toy Factory, one of the greatest tourist
attractions in the entire galaxy!” “Who are you and what do you want with me?”
“You do not know me? I am staring to dislike you. I am the great and almighty
Santor!” As these words were spoken, a great big bulging man with a reasonable
height and a large weight stepped off of his throne and looked at Fandom. “If
you haven’t noticed, my friends call me Santor Claws.” He pulled up his right
hand, and pulled off a glove, revealing a metallic clawed hand with botched
wires sticking out from each finger. “As for my Toy Factory, it is simply a
cover up for my weapons. I am one of the greatest weapons manufacturing
masterminds ever to set foot in this universe, and I am extremely surprised
you’ve never heard of me.” Fandom twisted his wrists and pulled himself up from
the chains that held him to the table. “I’d like to know why I’m here, Santor.”
“I have come here with some questions for you, actually. I myself were
wondering why you dared to tread he path of my holy ground.” “It’s a complex
story, and it would have been much easier if your soldier hadn’t killed my
mentor.” “You entertain me, young one. That ‘soldier’ was no more than a bounty
hunter here to assassinate me, and he was in no way related to me. Now, please,
go ahead and answer my question: Why are you here?” “If you’re so keen to know,
why didn’t you just ask me in the first place? Either way, I don’t think I’m
going to cooperate.” “Bad choice, young child.” Santor was about to pull out
his stolen Imperial blaster when Fandom pulled it way out of his reach and shot
two of Santor’s guards who were restraining him. About to escape Santor threw a
taser at Fandom, which shocked him and made him collapse. “Leave him. Prepare
the cargo.”
What is
Santor’s larger conspiracy? Can Fandom escape Santor’s wrath? Will someone save
him? If you are curious to know, then don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part
15 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas!
If you want to check out the full story so far, you can explore my Star Wars Zone (find it via the
“Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll probably find the
story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Saturday, December 21, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 12
The murderer
of Fandom’s Sith Master Darth Saidgge, only known as the bounty hunter, has
been killed. Who killed the bounty hunter? If you want to know the answer to
this question, you will have to read the 12th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just
to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:
FANDOM: You.... won’t.... succeed....
HUNTER: Succeed? You don’t know what “succeed”
means!
HUNTER: If you die, young Jedi, all the Jedi will
be gone.
FANDOM: I’m.... no.... Jedi!
HUNTER: Poor, poor, Force-using freak, powerless and weak....
UNKNOWN: Your Intel was right, boss. Caught him just in time.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 12th part:
Unknown
Location, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Are you sure *FZZT* it’s him?” A voice
appeared over an earpiece that was placed in the left ear of a tall, skinny
man. Although it seemed and sounded like the voice’s communication was being
intercepted by some sort of unknown source, it was not, the earpiece was just
simply very old and pretty much no longer in use. This specific earpiece also
was not being manufactured by any companies anymore, and it was very rare to
find someone nowadays who actually knew how to at least repair one of these
pieces. “Thick black hair, oversized fur coat, too many weapons....” “That’s
definitely him. *FZZT* See if you can *FZZT* find anything related to his
*FZZT* identity. I’ll send you *FZZT* reinforcements.” The tall man bent down
and looked at Fandom’s unconscious body. “There’s somebody else next to him.
Quite tall, but looks quite young. Wearing some sort of robes.” The voice over
the earpiece continued, “Tell the *FZZT* reinforcements to take *FZZT* him as
well.” “Of course.” The conversation ended which the touch of a tiny red button
in the centre of the earpiece. The tall man stopped observing the two bodies,
and stood up to see many other men who looked strikingly similar to him
approaching. “What are our orders?” “He told me that I need to tell you that he
told me that you need to take the body over here.” The men looked at each
other. “And which one might that be?” “The one that’s not dead.” “I’m confused
here. Aren’t they both dead?” “They might be. If they are, then take the one
that’s alive.” The men looked at the bounty hunter’s body. “Well, we might as
well take this one.” “No, not that one,” the tall, skinny one exclaimed, “that
one’s dead! Take the other one!” “As you wish.” The tall, skinny saw one of the
other men holding a large bag. “You over there! Pass me that bag!” The man gave
him the bag. The tall, skinny one then threw the bag on the floor. “Bag him.”
“He’s not dead.” “Who said that he’s not dead?” “You did.” “Well, if I did say
that, I take it back. Now bag him.” The man pulled a face of disinterest.
“That’s an order!” While the men began stuffing Fandom’s body into the large
bag, the tall, skinny one gazed at the bounty hunter’s body “I wonder why
you’re here.”
Are there
more conspirators in the murder of the bounty hunter? Who is the man on the
earpiece? Is the weapons master watching? If you are curious to know, then
don’t forget to be here tomorrow for Part 13 of Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the
full story so far, you can explore my Star
Wars Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and
slogan), and you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today
on THE SITH ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Friday, December 20, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 11
Darth Saidgge
is dead, Darth Fandom is powerless, and now the bounty hunter is capable of
anything. Is this the end of the two Sith? If you want to know the answer to
this question, you will have to read the 11th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just
to catch you up, here’s what happened in yesterday’s episode:
FANDOM: Oh....
UNKNOWN: Don’t worry, I can handle him.
UNKNOWN: Tell me, and I might just let you live.
UNKNOWN: I think you should try and do better next time.
UNKNOWN: Wait, there won’t be a next time!
UNKNOWN: I’ve got you now.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 11th part:
Unknown
Location, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Get.... away.... from.... me....” Lying
dead still in the freezing cold snow that covered the once-grassy terrain,
Darth Fandom lay in absolute paralysation with a large purple bruise across the
side of his face, from his now black eye down to his chin. “You.... won’t....
succeed....” “Succeed? HA! I simply don’t think that you understand the
definition of “succeed.” Let me explain it to you. Succeed is when something
good happens to me, let’s say, I win, and you lose. That example is exactly
what is happening now, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” The bounty
hunter pulled his grappling hook from his pocket, the one that he had just used
to manage to escape from the great pit of nothingness that Saidgge had died in.
“You know, it had become an apparent fact to me that the Jedi had all been
purged from the very fabric of our existence in this galaxy. Apparently that
fact is all but an untrue lie, now that I’ve met you. Surely, though, there
can't be many more like you out there, maybe even none at all, so if you die,
young Jedi, they will all be gone.” Fandom sucked in his throat, as if it was
his last breath, and muttered, “I’m.... no.... Jedi!” He ripped his hands out
of the ground, and was about to create yet another show of Force, until the
bounty hunter dropped his grappling gun onto Fandom’s light chest. The heavy
grapple gun pushed deeply into Fandom’s skin and knocked him out instantly.
“Poor, poor, Force-using freak, who appeared to be powerless and weak. When the
bounty hunter came out to play, it seemed that the child’s limits had run away.
But when the bounty hunter came out to strike, something happened that the
child did not like. He killed his master, who deserved to die, and survived
not, there I do not lie. The bounty hunter came for the child, and killed him
like he was simply....” PEW! The bounty hunter looked at the young Darth
Fandom, then he stared at his chest. As he stared, he saw his chest burning
like lava from a just-erupted volcano. “Oh....” Before he could even attempt to
finish that sentence, the bounty hunter fell dead onto the ground, next to the
unconscious Fandom. Out of the distance, a tall, skinny man appeared out of the
mist behind the scene. “Your intel was right, boss. Caught him just in time.”
Who killed the bounty
hunter? Is Darth Fandom dead? Will the weapons master reveal himself to the
young Sith? If you extremely keen to know, then don’t forget to be here
tomorrow for Part 12 of Star Wars:
Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so far,
you can explore my Star Wars Zone
(find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and you’ll
probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH
ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
Thursday, December 19, 2019
Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas Part 10
A bounty
hunter, working for the one and only Jabba the Hutt, here to eliminate Saidgge
and Fandom. Is this his true mission? If you want to know the answer to this
question, you will have to read the 10th instalment to Star Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! Just to catch you up, here’s
what happened in yesterday’s episode:
SAIDGGE: Don’t do it, my apprentice.
FANDOM: Don’t worry, I can handle him.
UNKNOWN: Tell me, and I might just let you live.
SAIDGGE: I came here to eliminate you. Fett took your place.
UNKNOWN: LIAR! You came here for the weapons master, did you not?
UNKNOWN: This is your end.
Now, if you
like what you just read, how about you read the 10th part:
Unknown
Location, Polle I, 17 BBY
“Oh....” What had just happened in this
strange and extremely fast moment? All that Darth Fandom could remember was the
graze to his arm, and then.... Where was Master Saidgge? He looked up for a
moment, and saw Saidgge attempting to fight his way out of the grip of the new
bounty hunter opponent, who was strangling Saidgge to absolute nothingness with
his bare hands. As Saidgge’s face grew white, the bounty hunter spoke, “This is
your end.” Then, he threw him off the cliff. Saidgge’s body tumbled down the
infinite hill until it was no longer able to be seen by the simple naked eye of
the human being. Full of shock after the terrible experience that had just
happened right in front of him, Darth Fandom pushed himself up and faced the
bounty hunter, who was still looking far down into the abyss-like ditch.
Staring at his Sith Master’s murderer, the young Sith eyed out a smoke canister
on the bounty hunter’s waist, and, using his keen and capable Dark Side of the
Force powers, squeezed the canister so tight that it burst open. This caused a
dark cloud of smoke to surround the bounty hunter, who fell unconsciously to
the ground. Now that the bounty hunter had been rid of, Fandom placed his hands
in front of him and pulled up the hunter’s body using the Force. He tightened
his grip on the enemy, and then chucked him down the same hole that had been
the death cradle of Fandom’s Sith Master. Turning around, he walked away slowly
and departed from the scene. OOF! Darth Fandom fell face first into the snow.
“You think you can defeat me that easily, child? Well, I think you should try
and do better next time.” Fandom listened carefully to these words in his head.
He knew it was the bounty hunter, and that the only way he could have possibly
survived was by using a grappling hook. He should have thought of that before
he threw him off a cliff. “Well, I take back that last comment. You won’t be
able to try better next time.... There won’t be a next time!” Fandom could feel
the bounty hunter’s presence moving closer, so he rolled over to examine his
thought. Instead of seeing the bounty hunter approaching, he saw the tip of the
blaster pointed at his face. “I’ve got you now.”
Will Fandom
die at the hands of the bounty hunter? Will he be saved in time? Are there
others lurking in the shadows? If you are only here to know, then don’t forget
to be here tomorrow for Part 11 of Star
Wars: Chronicles of Christmas! If you want to check out the full story so
far, you can explore my Star Wars
Zone (find it via the “Stories” page below the blog’s title and slogan), and
you’ll probably find the story there. Well that’s a wrap for today on THE SITH
ARCHIVES OF DARTH FANDOM!
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